This is a blog.
You probably knew that.
This blog shall chronicle the mad adventures of a raving, ranting Sofa. This Sofa is orange, and completely mad. For example, The Sofa is going to write a 50,00 word novel next month (greetings to any fellow Nano-ers!), finds the word 'cheese' terribly amusing, and believes itself to be a sofa. And refers to itself in the third person.
The life of The Sofa is a particularly interesting one - living on an island in the middle of nowhere as a teenager does have its perks, contrary to popular opinion. It often finds itself why life is so complicated and random, and while it would never insult anyone to their face, it does like to have the occasional rant. It also has the queerest of adventures, usually involving lots of things to do and not enough time in which to enact them. having exams requiring homework and coursework add to the confusion.
The Sofa would like to thank and congratulate you, and perhaps direct you to a psychiatrist, for reading this far. You are truly an outstanding person.
-The Sofa
You probably knew that.
This blog shall chronicle the mad adventures of a raving, ranting Sofa. This Sofa is orange, and completely mad. For example, The Sofa is going to write a 50,00 word novel next month (greetings to any fellow Nano-ers!), finds the word 'cheese' terribly amusing, and believes itself to be a sofa. And refers to itself in the third person.
The life of The Sofa is a particularly interesting one - living on an island in the middle of nowhere as a teenager does have its perks, contrary to popular opinion. It often finds itself why life is so complicated and random, and while it would never insult anyone to their face, it does like to have the occasional rant. It also has the queerest of adventures, usually involving lots of things to do and not enough time in which to enact them. having exams requiring homework and coursework add to the confusion.
The Sofa would like to thank and congratulate you, and perhaps direct you to a psychiatrist, for reading this far. You are truly an outstanding person.
-The Sofa
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Feel free to let it know what you think.